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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Scarlet & Violet—Destined Rivals Triple Play: Trainer’s Pokémon - Pokemon.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How does the brain decide "what" thought to attach to a feeling?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No way
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good